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Grant Balfour aka Hopefully an Oxymoron


Grant Balfour has a terrible name for a pitcher. About the only good thing about his last name is that it only features one L. He definitely has the worst name for a pitcher since Bob Walk retired in 1993. Only time will tell if Balfour can harness his control and change his nickname from "Hopefully an Oxymoron" to "Definitely an Oxymoron". I'll be cheering for him all the way.

As the youngest member of the bullpen, Balfour is forced to drag out the "goodies" for the rest of the pitchers.  He stores the sunflower seeds, bubble gum and pumpkin seeds in a Barbie backpack.  Earlier this year, he was allowed to use a red wagon but it was deemed bad luck.  At first, he kept the backpack hidden, but it was eventually spotted by cameras.  Now, he has no shame about walking out to the bullpen lugging the backpack.  The picture in the top left was taken in Baltimore where he was caught in the middle of centerfield with the backpack when they sang the National Anthem.

Besides being the subject of a funny prank, Balfour has some serious gas on his pitches.  He is averaging 10.3 strikeouts per inning this season.  In his past thirteen innings, he has struck out 18 batters and has a 1.38 ERA.  He is quickly becoming a third reliable right-handed arm in the bullpen for Ron Gardenhire.

Balfour's name has been mentioned in trade rumors frequently.  He is developing into a very valuable player and the Twins should hold onto him.  I think that next year he can be a viable fifth starter, but I am more than willing to let him continue to dominate in the bullpen for now.

Finally, Balfour is the lone Australian currently on the Twins roster despite their big influence in the country.  His favorite movie, believe it or not, is "Crocodile Dundee".  His father works as an agent and represents several other players within the Twins organization.

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