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Corey Koskie aka The Crazy Canadian


Corey Koskie is the team clown. He is the worst dresser, most easy going, most well-liked, fun guy to be around according to all of the reports that I have read. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top the time he filled David Ortiz's underwear with peanut butter and jelly. Corey is one of those guys who has extremely thin hair all around his hair so that he looks bald from one angle, but upon closer inspection still has hair on most of his head. Give him five years, however, and he will be bald down to his sides.

Last season, it was expected that Corey would be a presence in the middle of the lineup. Unfortunately, he was injured and placed on the DL in May and he never completely recovered. This season he again started off slow, but really caught fire in June. He was the AL Player of the Week in the middle of the month and he hit over .400 for the month. He finally has arrived as a big-time threat in the Twins' lineup and is the very obvious and best choice to hit third in the lineup. (For once, Gardenhire has actually put a player in the correct spot in the lineup - now if he could just learn that Jacque should never be allowed to leadoff, then I would have more faith in his managing abilities.)

Corey provides the best combination of power and patience at the plate and currently leads all American League third basemen in Win Shares, a statistic created by Bill James to measure a player's overall contribution to the team. Sadly, Corey was not chosen to the All-Star team in what is one of the biggest snubs this season. While he and Hank Blalock both have very similar stats, Blalock is playing in an extreme hitter's park. Plus, Corey is much better defensively than Blalock, and is also rated as the best defensive third baseman in the American League.

Unfortunately, I feel that Corey is very underappreciated not only throughout baseball as evidenced by his All-Star snub, but in Minnesota as well. Twins fans love Torii Hunter, Doug Mispelling, and Jacque Jones, but the best player on the team is Corey. He just does not make the flashy plays and fans cannot truly appreciate the consistency at which he plays unless they watch every game. Someone, somewhere needs to get a huge Corey Koskie campaign rolling to really increase the overall awareness of Twins fans to his excellence. After all, he is playing at a higher level right now than Gary Gaetti ever reached, but most Twins fans would easily rank the G-Man higher than Corey.

Lastly, Koskie is a Candian born in Anola, Manitoba. Every season there are a couple of games in which virtually his entire hometown travels down to the Dome to cheer him on. Because of his nationality, his is often the butt of jokes around the locker room because Canadians are such easy targets. However, it also led to one of the best billboards I have ever seen in which Corey is portrayed as a lumberjack. While in the previous paragraph I asked for Corey to receive a little more attention, I cannot blame the Twins' publicity people because their "Get To Know 'Em" ad campaigns have been great. Instead, it needs to be a grassroots effort organized by diehard Twins fans like those who frequent the DT Twins Forum or religiously read the Aaron's Baseball Blog everyday. C'mon Twins fans, let's get Corey some attention

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