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Cristian Guzman aka Guzienananana


Cristian Guzman is the most inconsistent player in Major League Baseball. One day he will make a spectacular defensive play like the double-play he initiated with the bases loaded in the tenth inning against Chicago last Wednesday. However, the next day he will wave his glove at three groundballs while barely making an effort to come within ten feet of the ball. One day he will drive the ball hard and end up with one of his trademark triples, the next day he will weakly tap out several times around the infield. He will also swing while walking in the plate (ala Ichiro!).

Guzie's inconsistencies were much easier to accept when he was a younger player who was promoted to the Twins way too early. However, something clicked and for three months in 2001 he was one of the most exciting players in all of baseball. Then he hurt himself at the All-Star Game and has never fully recovered. His electrifying speed seemed to vanish (odd considering his injury was too his shoulder) as his stolen base percentage and number of triples plummeted. This season, he has finally regained his prowess for triples, but the rest of his speed game is lacking.

There are two answers to explain Guzman's inconsistent play and neither of them are appealing as a Twins fan. The first possibility is that Guzman is still injured and has been hurt for two years. Something physically is bothering his back or legs or some part of his body, and Guzman and the training staff is withholding this information from the public. If the Twins were not completely lacking middle infield depth, then maybe Guzman would finally receive the time to heal that he has been desperately needing for the past two years. Option B is very troubling. You see, and I hate to be this pessimistic, it seems more and more likely that this is the highest level that Guzman will ever reach. For some reason he simply is unable to take the next step and will remain maddeningly inconsistent for the next several years.

There really is nothing more exciting in baseball than watching Cristian Guzman drive a ball into the gap. You see, just before he hits first base, he decides that he will end up with a triple and he really turns on the jets. He flies by second base and slides into third usually well ahead of the throw. Now the cliche is repeated often, but I must repeat it again. Nothing is more exciting in baseball than watching a triple, and no triple is more exciting than a triple hit by Cristian Guzman.

As recently as 2001, he was very easily my favorite Twin. Since that time, his struggles and increased playing time for other players has dropped him behind Flounder and probably AJ on my list of favorite players. Plus, as recently as 2001 he was living in my hometown of Richfield. Unfortunately, I have no idea where he makes his summer residence anymore. 

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